Humourous dating contract
By co-creating your relationship contract, you will get the ultimate window into your partner’s physical/emotional/sexual needs.
There is also a positive trickle over effect from having a relationship contract in the level of honesty that you then feel able to bring to every moment of your relationship…
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TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY : For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree not to ask questions about the other's whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods.Sixty (60) days following the commencement of the first date, either member may elect to use the terms "girl/boyfriend" or "lover" and their mutual acquaintances may refer to them as "a couple".Under no circumstances are the phrases "my better half," "the little woman," "the old ball and chain," or "my old man/lady" acceptable.” You write down/type up all of the things that each of you wants to include, print it off, and sign it. you’ve just created your very own custom-made relationship contract! if you’re not sure where to start with your contract, much more detail is on its way.) I have had dozens of my partnered/married clients write up relationship contracts with each other and the benefits in their relationship (and my own, personally) have been far-reaching.Here are a few of the biggest benefits that you and your partner will likely experience after having a relationship contract written up.